We receive letters from people on a daily basis saying that Bigfoot and a Half seems disturbingly familiar to them. Well, mostly from Josh, and I don't think he's talking about his face, if you know what I mean... But after programming the TRS-80 to scour the intranets for data we're able to reveal that Bigfoot's identity has been discovered:
Bigfoot is none other than
JAMES BROLIN.
"Aaht" indeed. From hacking up families, playing beloved President Reagan, shilling for Meineke, and of course fucking Barbra Streisand, we all knew that brolin had great depth as an actor - but who knew he had such width as well.