Thursday, February 28, 2008

Swarthy Panamianian John McCain to infiltrate White House and Destory America

McCain’s Canal Zone Birth Prompts Queries About Whether That Rules Him Out

Mr. McCain’s likely nomination as the Republican candidate for president and the happenstance of his birth in the Panama Canal Zone in 1936 are reviving a musty debate that has surfaced periodically since the founders first set quill to parchment and declared that only a “natural-born citizen” can hold the nation’s highest office.


Who really knows anything about this Jose McCain character other than he has has come crawling out of the steamy, snake-infested jungles of Panama, likely full of Typhoid and Yellow Fever.

Above: Sean Connery in a Panama Hat: A real American. Why not elect him? 

Now, I'm no expert in the manners and whims of the uncivilized, savage peoples of Panama, but I honestly hope that el Presidente Vincente McCain doesn't start holding human sacrifices on the White House steps and build giant temples to his SUN GOD. 

Above, Senor Alberto McCain wearing a Panama hat.

It makes sense now that he has chosen PHOENIX as his casa while taking advantage of the hospitality of our fair land. He probably worships the Phoenix - or some other flaming bird god.

Above, an artist's rendering of the possible innauguration ceremony of Senor Manuel McCain. The following day, we will learn that American has been turned into a mere colony of the growing Empire of Panama.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008


Monday, February 25, 2008


Wednesday, February 13, 2008


Also: Got rid of another box full of old Harper's magazines, Kendra Smith CD, two Robyn Hitchcock CDs, 15 others I can't remember. They did not take: Jewmongous CD.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Throw a couple of Lincolns to Obama: $5.01

A fiver and a penny in honor of Lincoln's birthday.  

Today is a money bomb for Barack. In honor of Lincoln's birthday throw him two Lincolns - the five and the penny (or any multiple thereof). This is a direct link to the main donation page.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

July 2007

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

What crap is on this shelf I haven't listened to in 10 years?

5 Nurat Fateh Ali Khan CDs
4 John Lurie CDs
3 Medicine CDs (I have always hated this band)
2 Lullaby for the Working Class CDs
1 Kiss CD (Destroyer)
1 B.B. King CD (Lucille)

I miss my cat.

Monday, February 04, 2008

What am I getting rid of?

Why do I have five CDs by Everything But The Girl? And four CDs by jazz piano junkie Brad Mehldau? Soon I will rectify that problem. Giving a quick listen to "Love Not Money" reminded me why I dug Tracey Thorn's voice, but jeez.

Not just crap though, I'm also jettisoning Band of Horses (it's on the computer, don't worry), Turbonegro's latest, and an old Ninja Tune CD of Antibalas. (I always preferred the Daktaris).

Here's Bobby Seale taken a week ago. Not doing well here.