Thursday, August 04, 2005

HOW TO MAKE A KILLER RAT



YOU'VE GOT TO
STARVE
A RAT
UNTIL HE IS
SO HUNGRY
HE'LL EAT
ANOTHER RAT

YOU PUT
3 RATS
IN A CAGE
AND STARVE THEM
FOR 9 DAYS

SOONER OR LATER
THE STRONGEST
RAT
WILL EAT THE OTHER 2

YOU MUST KEEP
THEM IN
COMPLETE
DARKNESS,
BECAUSE RATS
HAVE AN INSTINCT
NOT TO EAT
EACH OTHER
BUT IN DARKNESS
THEY LOSE
THIS INSTINCT

ONCE A RAT
EATS ANOTHER
RAT,
HE GETS A REAL
TASTE FOR IT
OR BECOMES
ADDICTED.
IT'S ALL IN
THE BLOOD

THE BLOOD
IS THICK
AND SWEET,
AND ONCE
A RAT
TASTES IT,
WE WANTS IT
MORE THAN
ANYTHING ELSE

THIS IS
THE TIME
TO LET
THE RAT
FREE
HE WILL GO
HUNTING
OTHER RATS

HE KNOWS
WHERE
THEY LIVE
WHERE
THEY GO
TO EAT,
HE KNOWS ALL
THEIR HABITS

HE PREFERS
RATS
TO EATING
GARBAGE,
ELECTRICAL WIRING,
OR ANY OTHER
KIND OF FOOD

IF YOU ARE HAVING
A RAT PROBLEM,
FOLLOW
THESE INSTRUCTIONS

WHEN THE
KILLER RAT
HAS CLEAND OUT
ALL YOUR RATS,
HE WILL MOVE ON
TO OTHER RATS
IN OTHER PLACES

WHEN HE BREEDS
HIS OFFSPRING
WILL ALSO LIKE
TO EAT RATS

THEY GET
BIG
AND FAT
AS CATS

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