Sunday, August 07, 2005

Udo Kier found!

Well, unfortunately Udo Kier has been found. It seems the reason he hasn't been seen hanging around the Egyptian theater or knocking back Newcastle Brown Ale at the Red Lion is that he been busy filming scenes for a video game. The star of such cinematic tours de force as "Shadow of the Vampire", "Modern Vampires", "Spermula", and "Tod eines Weltstars" has been reduced to bit parts in goddamn video games. What kind of world do we live in where an actor whose roles range from vampire movies to movies about vampires is forced to participate in such doggrel? If only it were hacks like Toby's Maguire or Denzel Washington Carver who had to play bit parts in "Zork IV: Extreme Payback Time". Is there no justice?


Blogger Mr Lucky Doubles said...

Geroge Washington Carver.


You're not a racist are you??? Oh dread! I am so sick of racists!

7:51 PM  
Blogger lucky doubles roller said...

Seriously, that's Udo Kier.

9:26 PM  
Blogger Mr Lucky Doubles said...

Udo Kier also appeared in:
Dracula 3000,
and Blood for Dracula.

6:11 PM  
Blogger Madame Enfer said...

Udo Kier is amazing.

11:54 PM  

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