It's Monday you say? To that, I say, fuck you. Everyday is a holiday for the Fillipnos who love to eat at
JOLLIBEE!
Today I'd like to fire something extra crispy down your throat: The Chicken Torpedo! Mayo you ask? You betcha says I! In motherfuckin spades I got your mayo to help ease the chicken torpedo down your gullet.
All hands on deck! Is the Chicken Torpedo loaded?
Yes sir! Chicken Torpedo loaded and ready to fire!
FIRE THE CHICKEN TORPEDO!! ...and may god save us all....