Overheard on my way to work today:
Huge fat kid with long hair:...either a mage, magic-user, cleric, wizard, or necromancer.
Other huge fat kid with long hair: And any of them can cast spells from birth right?
Huge fat kid with long hair: Right. But the one you really want to watch out for is the mage. Those you should just kill right away.
Other huge fat kid with long hair: Well right. Obviously.