Women:
"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them."
"The world revolves around sex. But that doesn't mean that youngsters should sleep around willy-nilly. I'm all for trial marriages. The wedding of two virgins starts off with a huge handicap."
"I've always loved woman. Blonde, brunette, but preferably foreign. They're more attractive than Britons."
"I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly."