We have decided that it's time to start raising funds for the Tom DeLay trial. Maybe these funds will never be used, but in case Tom DeLay is sent to prison, we've decided it would be a good idea to start raising money now.
I guarantee that every dollar we raise will be used for the TOM DELAY PRISON charity. Yes, we will pay any prisoner to sodomize Tom DeLay while he is in prison. The first person to rape DeLay in prison will get 30% of the charity's fund. The next anal rape of Tom DeLay will get 20%, then an additional 10% for the next five anal rapes of Tom DeLay.
If you happen to be Tom DeLay's cellmate in prison, you could easily get the whole 100% of the funds of TOM DELAY PRISON charity in a day or so, depending on what your fluid intake is, and if you don't have a headache.
We'll soon have all the necessary rules in place for providing proof of the anal rape of Tom DeLay so that you can claim the
prize money I mean
bounty, I mean CHARITY MONEY. But for now, please give generously, and help spread the word of this worthwhile cause.
Also, please do not let the fact that you are NOT in prison discouarge you. People get anally raped every day who AREN'T in prison:
If you see Tom DeLay, don't delay! Rape him today!
Hammer him good.
Thank you, and God Bless America.