Thursday, November 10, 2005

Pat Robertson sends God to destroy PA town for voting for Democrats and science!

As reported here yesterday, people in a Pennysylvania town voted out a slate of eight Republican school board officials that wanted to throw out the scientific basis of biology for the past century (biological evolution) in favor of their Magic Book (God talking about how great slavery and leprosy is). They instead voted in 8 Democrats who decided to actually teach their children something real rather than 2000 year old mythological nonsense.

Now the mighty Thunder-God Pat Robertson has announced that God will no doubt SMITE THE TOWNSPEOPLE MIGHTILY for their blasphemous ways. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city."

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin."

Yes, the poor people of Dover, PA will be alone in the universe without God looking out for them, protecting them from... rogue Amish or whatever dangers happen in Pennsylvania.

Pat Robertson has previously stated that:
Episcopalians and Methodists are the Anti-Christ,
His Prayers keep hurricanes from hitting Virginia,
His prayers have killed Supreme Court Justices so that Bush can appoint more.
Disneyland's acceptance of gays will cause hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, terrorist bombs and "possibly a meteor" to strike Florida.

Robertson also strongly supported ousted Liberian tyrant and war criminal Charles Taylor, becuase Robertson owns a gold mine there worth more than 8 million dollars.

Robertson also owns at least one race horse.

1 Comments:

Blogger Unsane said...

I have a feeling there's a Deity in my ear. Can you scratch it out?

2:59 AM  

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