Things I hate

cordless phones

cel phones

phones that ring

phones that play songs

people who answer their cel phones

people who talk on phones

things people say when they're talking on their cel phones

the people on the other end of the cel phones, whom I neither see nor hear.

my own phone when it rings.

people who wave their cel phones at concerts as if they were lighters.

people who hold up their cel phones at concerts so their friends can hear the awesome rock & roll show.