As the world goes rocketing into the new Dark Ages,
ABC News has proclaimed "Evolution" to be the scientific breakthough of the year 2005.
Sweet fucking Jesus.
Evolution was proven to sensible people while slavery was still legal in the Red States.
It was proven that the Earth was not the center of the Universe hundreds of years ago, but it took Pope John Paul II - Karl to his friends - to admit that maybe Galileo was right, about ten years ago.
What's next ABC News? Proof that thunder isn't God bowling? Or that my cat doesn't need a psychic to tell me it likes tuna and attention?
The dead will be piled high in the streets soon. Plague's a-comin', massah. We all gonna die.