New pope begins steady descent into madness

Zombie look-alike and former anti-aircraft gunner pope benedict appeared in public yesterday wearing what appeared to be a santa hat and a cape the looked like a cotume piece from "Space: 1999". Not sure what look he is going for here. Perhaps he is simply trying to prevent people from being horrified by his ghoulish visage. I don't think he is having the desired effect. If anything I am more terrified of him dressed up like the bastard son of saint nick and lando calrissian. He's probably just getting ready for that frigid hell he seems to be so fond of.