Friday, December 23, 2005

New pope begins steady descent into madness

Zombie look-alike and former anti-aircraft gunner pope benedict appeared in public yesterday wearing what appeared to be a santa hat and a cape the looked like a cotume piece from "Space: 1999". Not sure what look he is going for here. Perhaps he is simply trying to prevent people from being horrified by his ghoulish visage. I don't think he is having the desired effect. If anything I am more terrified of him dressed up like the bastard son of saint nick and lando calrissian. He's probably just getting ready for that frigid hell he seems to be so fond of.


Blogger Unsane said...

He is one of Santa's evil elves

8:39 PM  
Blogger wonderballer said...

Really, he could petrify the Medusa. Sure this isn't an actor's impersonation?

9:29 PM  
Blogger Unsane said...

I think Deity made him ugly so that we would not be inclined to sin by looking at him. It's a blessing in disguise, his angelic facade.

6:10 PM  

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