Monday, May 08, 2006

"Fuck Softball," Says God, Electrocuting Child

"A teenager stretching between innings of a softball game was electrocuted when she touched a fence Friday night.WBAL-TV 11 News reporter Reba Hollingsworth said a 14-year-old girl was playing with the Christian Co-Ed Softball League in Baltimore."

Obviously God was closely watching this so-called Christian Softball League and found the efforts of the 14 year old girl unworthy of His Almighty Might, striking her dead like Zeus used to do in the old days.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Hattie said...

Hey, Jen. Your visitor thingee does not show Hawaii.

10:47 AM  
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12:03 PM  
Blogger Unsane said...

heh.

That would be me who annexed your site.

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Hattie said...

You're just jealous.
Hahahahahaha. I get to live here and you don't!!!!!!!!!

1:25 AM  
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9:13 PM  

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