Friday, May 12, 2006

Genocide Not the Only Problem Facing Sudanese

"In September 2003, the Middle East Media Research Institute reported an hysteria of "penis-melting robot combs" in Khartoum, capital of Sudan.

Sudanese victims were made to believe by force of suggestion that their penises would melt away after they shared an electronic (or "robot") comb, shook hands, or received a verbal curse. The so-called "penis-melting" has been blamed on Zionists trying to wipe out the Sudanese people by making their men unable to reproduce."

Local media also contributed to the idea's spread. The Sudanese columnist Ja'far Abbas has warned visitors to avoid shaking hands with "a dark-skinned man". In reference to the electronic comb which was supposed to have caused one man's penis to disappear, Abbas writes, "No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull, [passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!!"

2 Comments:

Blogger Mr Lucky Doubles said...

Rich - this guy is obviously directing his pitch at you. You've wasted years, when you could have gotten your "PHD" in 2 weeks. This is a real deal.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

Can I get that guy to write my PhD for me? I'd be happy to pay him a hamburger on Thursday.

5:07 PM  

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