Tragedy struck today when Pat Robertson's Lear Jet smashed into Long Island sound. Unfortunately, Robertson was not aboard. A spokesman for for Your Prayers Make the Real Gods Angry released a statement:
"We are deeply saddened to hear that Mr. Robertson was not, in fact, on the plane. Our thoughts are with all those who hoped against hope that he had not survived this tragic accident. In the near future we are confident that it will be possible for Mr. Robertson to die a sudden and painful death".