-At a memorial for dead rich man Ken Lay today, many other rich people gathered to hear the Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson compare Lay with civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus Christ. Lay faced decades in prison for fraud and conspiracy when he died in Aspen last week. Among theose who had come to pay their last respects to a crook who defrauded his scomapny and employees of millions: fromer president George H.W. Bush and former secretary of state James Baker.
In a related story, Jesus is apparently unable to stop throwing up.