Wednesday, July 12, 2006

And lo, I say unto thee, get thyself an energy trading corporation and make millions for thyself while also ruining the lives of millions

CNN-At a memorial for dead rich man Ken Lay today, many other rich people gathered to hear the Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson compare Lay with civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus Christ. Lay faced decades in prison for fraud and conspiracy when he died in Aspen last week. Among theose who had come to pay their last respects to a crook who defrauded his scomapny and employees of millions: fromer president George H.W. Bush and former secretary of state James Baker.

In a related story, Jesus is apparently unable to stop throwing up.


Blogger Penguin said...

Thank you for this! Eloquent!

5:01 AM  

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