Things have been pretty quiet on the bacon front around here recently. However, leave it to the Japanese to get things going again with a dual breakthrough in both bacon and robots. Not only have our friends in the land of the rising sun come up with a robot that can tell you what things taste like, but this selfsame robot has pronounced that people taste like bacon! Already this little fellow has made a greater contribution to the wealth of human knowledge than Twiki on Buck Rogers ever did. Just pray that the robots don't decide that they also like the taste of bacon.
Teriyaki long pig here